There’s a huge difference between harmless internet trolling (which some retards consider art) and being a senseless, heartless, steaming pile of shit to people who are grieving. I just got a message on MySpace from my buddy Chelly about the latter…

I’ve emailed customer service before, and they seem unwilling/unable to care/do anything. whatever… i sent them an email earlier today, but i doubt they even read it.

*Links removed (no sense in pointing other retards in that direction)

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Seeing that Zango (I’d link to their Wikipedia article, but they keep editing it themselves) was a member of the Better Business Bureau was a big laugh from get-go. I came across that tidbit of info back in November when I saw a BBBOnline Reliability Program seal on Seekmo - one of Zango’s properties. Doing a quick search on TheBBB.org revealed that Zango was in fact a member back then. Not just regular members though, those asshats were in the President’s Club of the BBB!

“We’re beginning to wonder whether George Bush is going to get around to declaring in a State of the Union speech that Zango belongs to the Axis of Evil.”
- The Guardian

How exactly does a company with such a super-duper-scumtastic reputation gain membership to the BBB? And, what retard over there approved their application for the President’s Club? It’s not like they hadn’t already been outed for being downright thieves and interweb hoodlums while operating under the name 180solutions.

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Imagine this for a moment…

You’re on MySpace (cause that’s where all the fake profiles of hot chicks hang out) and upon entering a forum thread… BAM! You’re greeted by wall-to-wall hardcore scat that makes the infamous TubGirl picture look like a garden full of tulips. And, it’s not just posted in the thread - it’s covering your entire screen and the thread is hidden behind it. You click your back button and see another thread entitled “Don’t go into any of the threads right now - something is horribly wrong”. Naturally, you jump in there to see what in the hell is going on. In there, it’s explained that a script kiddie who’s part of a MySpace troll group is using some very basic CSS to overrun all the threads with that… crap. You click the reply button because you want to add your two cents about this lameness and… Double BAM! Instead of a field opening up to enter your reply, you’re on a web page outside of MySpace. This time you get your eyes filled by a flash loop of a transsexual getting banged up the poop chute while in reverse cowboy - giving you the oh-so-lovely view of his/her meat pistol (penis/dick/schlong/whatever) bouncing up and down. It wasn’t the infamous Meat Spin, but very similar in nature. This not-so-cute little trick was being achieved by overlaying the entire thread with a clear .gif and linking it to that outside page.

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Yeah, I know. Picking on Tom is akin to pushing a kid with Down Syndrome and Cerebral Palsy onto a lake covered by a thin layer of ice. I guess this just makes me a big mean bully, but the dude should know better than to post garbage when a zillion people are going to read it.

Here’s his latest announcement that splashed across millions of screens yesterday:

Now, let’s rip that apart to see what he was really saying…

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*** This page is safe for viewing at work, but following any links on it will likely result in a truck load of boobies splashing across your monitor. ***

A few days back I was catching up on my web surfing when I stopped by the xFanz MySpace page. I wanted to see if they had posted any new videos to YouTube from the 2007 AEE (Adult Entertainment Expo) that went down between January 11th and 13th in Vegas. Well, when clicking on any of the YouTube vids on that page I got the “This video is no longer available” message.

At this point you might be thinking: “No shit Sherlock, of course YouTube deleted a bunch of obscene videos uploaded by some porn site. What did you expect?”

There’s a couple of problems with that train of thought though…

1. xFanz isn’t really a porn site. It’s a mix of adult entertainment news, social networking, porn movie reviews, and blogs. It’s a far cry from being safe for work, but in-your-face-boobage isn’t their thing. More info about them can be found in the xFanz Wikipedia article.

2. The videos they produce are anything but obscene. Thus far, they’ve all been little clips from conventions, interviews, behind the scenes on sets, etc. And, any of them that happen to have boobies in them don’t get posted to their YouTube channel.

Already knowing the above I was left thinking…

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